Imagine a robot corker.

It is fearless.

It stops before a motor vehicle.

While the light is red, it smashes through to the vehicle’s fuel tank.

Guzzles away it’s needs.

Leaves the car broken and helpless.

An unacceptably aggressive and destructive act?

Why?

Under our Nobel Prize-winning leader today, flying robots kill innocents in the Af/Pak…

Their pilots enjoy the safety of a Nevada office..

Tomorrow’s drones may not even require a pilot. They will have their own ethical standards and tactical procedures.

And by 2012, when you re-elect your “Peace President”, DARPA will put at his disposal robot soldiers that run on human flesh.

No more US military casualties to undermine public acceptance of whatever war of “necessity” he may choose.

After all, he’s our “Peace President”…

He’s only doing it for our “security”…

Oh, did I say human flesh? Sorry, sorry…

Please don’t get upset…

Not human, just those damned Islamo-facist rag heads…

So no matter, the denizens of OUR world will finally learn to love America…

At least the ones left living…

America, where motorist and cyclist share the road in peace and harmony…

The robot corkers will see to that…

—The Bikemessenger